The 11th century Japanese writer Sei Shōnagon wrote something called "Hateful Things" in which she listed things that, well, she hated. For example, "One is in the middle of a story when someone butts in and tries to show that he is the only clever person in the room."
On a more contemporary note, the great John Waters, in his book, Crackpot, has a chapter titled, "Hatchet Piece: 101 Things I Hate." One is, "Obnoxious mimes who think they're poignant." John, I agree. The other 100 things he hates are just as satisfying.
Yes, I know about 19th century writer William Hazlitt's essay, "On the Pleasure of Hating." But it's boring.
This has prompted me to create my own brief list of hateful things. I recommend you try it for psychic cleansing. I'm not going to include the obvious, like our orange-maned prez, because what's unique and idiosyncratic about that? So, without further, etc.
The way waiters and waitresses approach your table every three minutes and ask, "Are you enjoying your meal?"
When people drop the "g" at the end of a word in order to appear folksy. Sarah Palin does it every fifteen seconds. As in "We're savin' America." And, sorry to say, so does Michelle Obama.
The way when you're in a group there's always one person who makes decision-making laborious and time-consuming.
The way vegetarians can be arrogant. They somehow think their refusal to eat meat is angelic. They come to your house for dinner and expect you've prepared a special meal for them.
When people put their drinks on books.
Here's an obscure one for kicks. I hate the way New Yorker writer Calvin Trillin refers to Alice Waters, the California restauranteur, as, simply, "Alice," as if we knew her personally.
How people, often salespeople, take your name as you've given it to them and call you by a nickname you never use. As in, me: "I'm Richard." Salesperson: "Great to meet you, Dick."
People who make you run for the door they've opened for themselves when you're about forty feet behind them carrying stuff.
People who throw paper towels in public urinals and sinks.
People who cut in line, especially the ones who do it as if they didn't.
People who are consistently late for meetings, dinners, anything, who act as if it's desirable to be late.
When someone you loan a book to doesn't return it.
The way men use a handshake to demonstrate how strong they are by crushing your hand.
People who can't laugh at themselves. They take offense if you tease them about something they did or said, looking sour or huffy.
The way people talk on their cellphones in parks--or anyplace in nature. Actually, there's so much to hate about cellphones, I probably need to write an entire post about that.